The Purple Powwow: Barney Versus Grimace
| Barney | Grimace | |
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| Species | Tyrannosaurus rex | a grimace |
| Distinctive features | large, purple, stupid grin | large, purple, stupid grin |
| Strengths | Evolution baby; still a T-rex at the end of the day. Big powerful hips give him the lower body strength to lunge quickly and sink those big choppers into some Grimace flesh. Also, has a tail, which should give him better balance than Grimace, who just has a fat ass. | Has more street smarts that people give him credit for. Grimace may seems like a nice guy, but nice guys don't make it long in a world where the Hamburglar is always trying to hamburgle your shit. |
| Weaknesses | Does Barney have the killer instinct? Big question mark there. Had many, many opportunities to take down easy human prey in the form of pre-schoolers on his television show Barney and Friends. Instead opted for hugs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. | Grimace's physical fitness has always been lacking. Shouldn't be surprising considering he spends a lot of his time figuring out how to get pudgy purple paws on McDonald's milkshakes (those things have a ton of calories). Also, extremely clumsy. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
About If They Fight
The premise of this site is simple. Frankly, I'm not even sure why you're checking the about page. It should be pretty obvious what it's about from the title. But whatever.
Each week, I'm going to post about a couple of people we've all heard of. I'm going to research them. Break down their key weaknesses and strengths. And then I'm going to ask you, if they fight, who would win? Whose ass would get kicked?
