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Hide-And-Go-Fight: Waldo Versus Carmen Sandiego
| Waldo | Carmen Sandiego | |
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| Profession | Vagabond | Triple agent, heartless thief |
| If you were at Starbucks and had to use the bathroom, would you trust to watch your laptop? | Yes | No |
| Biggest Strength | His arsenal. Find Waldo and you'll find him with a pile of travelling items that can double as dealers of death. Hey Waldo, try cracking your walking stick over Carmen's head a couple times and we'll see if she remembers where in the world she is. | Ruthlessness. Once tried to steal the world's medicine. That's really messed up. This genocidal maniac isn't going to have second thoughts about turning Waldo's white and red sweater into an all red one. With his blood. |
| Biggest Weakness | Forgetfulness. The more he travels, the more he loses things. Surprising you don't find him naked at the end of his books. He can't kill anybody with his walking stick if he doesn't have it. | Lack of big-fight experience. Carmen has done some really heinous stuff (see above) but it's been against some watered-down competition. ACME Detective Agency keeps sending kids to capture her. Waldo's a man. A homeless one possibly, but a man, nonetheless. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
The Purple Powwow: Barney Versus Grimace
| Barney | Grimace | |
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| Species | Tyrannosaurus rex | a grimace |
| Distinctive features | large, purple, stupid grin | large, purple, stupid grin |
| Strengths | Evolution baby; still a T-rex at the end of the day. Big powerful hips give him the lower body strength to lunge quickly and sink those big choppers into some Grimace flesh. Also, has a tail, which should give him better balance than Grimace, who just has a fat ass. | Has more street smarts that people give him credit for. Grimace may seems like a nice guy, but nice guys don't make it long in a world where the Hamburglar is always trying to hamburgle your shit. |
| Weaknesses | Does Barney have the killer instinct? Big question mark there. Had many, many opportunities to take down easy human prey in the form of pre-schoolers on his television show Barney and Friends. Instead opted for hugs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. | Grimace's physical fitness has always been lacking. Shouldn't be surprising considering he spends a lot of his time figuring out how to get pudgy purple paws on McDonald's milkshakes (those things have a ton of calories). Also, extremely clumsy. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
