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The Purple Powwow: Barney Versus Grimace
| Barney | Grimace | |
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| Species | Tyrannosaurus rex | a grimace |
| Distinctive features | large, purple, stupid grin | large, purple, stupid grin |
| Strengths | Evolution baby; still a T-rex at the end of the day. Big powerful hips give him the lower body strength to lunge quickly and sink those big choppers into some Grimace flesh. Also, has a tail, which should give him better balance than Grimace, who just has a fat ass. | Has more street smarts that people give him credit for. Grimace may seems like a nice guy, but nice guys don't make it long in a world where the Hamburglar is always trying to hamburgle your shit. |
| Weaknesses | Does Barney have the killer instinct? Big question mark there. Had many, many opportunities to take down easy human prey in the form of pre-schoolers on his television show Barney and Friends. Instead opted for hugs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. | Grimace's physical fitness has always been lacking. Shouldn't be surprising considering he spends a lot of his time figuring out how to get pudgy purple paws on McDonald's milkshakes (those things have a ton of calories). Also, extremely clumsy. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
