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President's Day Ruckus: George Washington Versus Abraham Lincoln
| George Washington | Abraham Lincoln | |
|---|---|---|
| Mug shot |  |
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| Teeth | Hippopotamus ivory (really) | Believed to be real |
| Didn't get along with | England | The South |
| What I like | Badassness. Was getting shot at and enjoying it long before the Revolutionary War even started: "I have heard the bullets whistle; and believe me, there is something charming in the sound." | Slight reach advantage. Washington himself is a tall guy, especially for his era, but he doesn't match the lanky 6'4" body of the 16th president. |
| What Worries Me | How will he handle punching another American in the face? Fought the English, French and Canadians but never had to throw down in a civil war like Abe. | Poor fight record. Wife Mary Todd Lincoln kicked the crap out of him at least a few times. Almost fought a saber duel once but somebody lame interfered and denied him some much-needed head-knocking experience. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
